Archive for November, 2008

What not to do at a job interview

Posted in Uncategorized on November 7, 2008 by s8330904

See photo of interviewer’s family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

Don’t walk in and put your feet on your implores desk and say hen do i start. 

Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say Boy! I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.

If your implore has his or her own bathroom don’t use it and drop last nights tacos in their.  

Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blur:’The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don’t yathink?

After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, ‘Of course I was totally hammered at the time.

Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.

Claim you wouldn’t even need a sit-in’ job if Al Einstein hadn’t stolen your secret patent for- ‘2000 Flushes’

Allow that you would have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job.

Although parking is free, insist that they validate something or you’re not leaving.

Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn’t feel like making anything else up.

Ask secretary if she’ll sit on your lap during interview.

Walk into interviewers office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare NOW we can begin.

When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout, “You mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?”, and run out of the room.

Sniff two of your fingers hold out toward interviewer, ask smell these, these smell funny to you???



Posted in Uncategorized on November 6, 2008 by s8330904

Go to McDONALD’S to day to get your vary own McCafe, you can get cappuino,late, hot choclate maybe or the all new Real espresso mocha really it cant get realer then that